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Squirrels Are Sad at rouxhelmets.com

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A Satirical Website About Hair, Helmets, and Feelings

A Satirical Website About Hair, Helmets, and Feelings A Satirical Website About Hair, Helmets, and Feelings A Satirical Website About Hair, Helmets, and Feelings

We help poor hobos who hide their hair with HELMETS.  Get help now! (Emotionally). 

Parody site – not affiliated with RouxHelmet.com or any real helmet, hair, or styling company. All content is fictional and intended solely for humor and satire.

About Squirrels Are Sad

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At Squirrels Are Sad, our dream is to pretend to provide exceptional hair styling services while actually doing nothing and without acknowledging the existence of hair.  We believe helmets are a lifestyle choice, not a solution, and squirrels deserve emotional support. 

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Meet Our CEO

Mr. Acorn J. Ruxxx


Mr. Acorn Ruxxx was born under a park bench during a period of light rain.   He began his career by hiding snacks and watching leaves fall.  


Transformations in style: our latest creations and inspirational snacks

Squirrels are welcome! No farts please!

This website is a parody website and is not affiliated with any helmet, hair, or styling company.

No hair services are offered.  No helmets are sold.  No squirrels are qualified.  

Squirrels Are Sad

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